!!!!!!and guys be like “no put your weight on me I can handle it” but can really die tho.
That’s why I have always been timid about sitting on someone’s face. I’m a thick girl. You need air to breathe. I’m not being the cause of anyone’s death. Imagine your obituary, “Died at 9:09 pm from suffocation of ass.” And your family members at the funeral glaring at me. No thank you.
dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me
Aesthetic witch: a witch who decorates the fuck out of their living space, work space, and wardrobe and that’s their spells. All of it. They create spells with the items they choose, with the way things are arranged.
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face